你可知道天有多高啊?
你可知道这井有多深吗?
哼。
你这只蟾蜍。
我告诉你,
只有身历其井者,
才能像我如此地吼啊。
我看啊,
你那颗可怜的头啊,
一旦被你伸出井外啊,
马上就咯擦一声,
给切了。
不信你试试看。
谈什么要出去看看这个世界,
谈什么要去尝尝草地叶子边上露珠的味道,
咔嚓!
你的臭蟾蜍头啊,
给切了之后,
还尝什么屁露珠?
笨!
也不长长眼睛看看自己的模样,
蟾蜍就是蟾蜍。
笨!
还以为自己长一双腿可以跳出这口井。
告诉你,
长长腿的是我,
你那双,
只能爬,不能跳。
我才是专业的跳高选手。
你想和我比?
门儿都没有呢。
和你一起困在同一地儿,
真辱没了我。
(白了一眼,眼转一圈)
怎么?
不出声是吧?
搞他妈的无声抗议是吧?
你有本事你就自己出去寻死,
别来问我。
我在这儿吃好睡好的,
有虫子有水,
猫头鹰飞不下来,
没有其他蛙儿在我耳边呱呱吵。
除了我,
谁还能有如此响亮的蛙声?
这井
还回声呢。
你看,
咱们头上这一片天,
多大啊。
你看,
我们这井啊,
多安全啊。
我说你啊,
笨!
出去干啥来着?
和命运斗个屁啊?
有用吗?
做人啊....
噢不是....
做蛙呀,
要知足知恩图报,
别他妈的辜负了上天给你的这块福地。
如果不是看在你也是两栖动物的份上,
如果不是看在你也是咱蛙的亲戚份上,
我才懒得说你。
呃,蟾蜍,
我告诉你,
我说你可是为了你好啊,
你那个眼神,
哼!
好。
你要骂你就骂吧。
我该说的,
该做的,
都做足了。
你想跳出去死,
我也没法子了。
拜拜。
蟾蜍终于跳出去了。
蛙兄只白了它的背影一眼。
(20年后)
蛙魂飘出井口之后,
俯首望世界最后一眼。
惊讶啊!
因为,
看到
蟾蜍
还
活着。
噢,
而且还是开心地
活着。
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